Blind Cowboy Walks Into A Biker Bar And Bravely Tells A Joke

What's your favorite type of comic story? I suppose that anybody in all likelihood enjoy something a little bit one of a kind, but there is probably additionally something that most people may want to agree on. Blonde jokes have a tendency to be one of the most popular types and even if you are blonde, you may probable laugh whilst the shaggy dog story is right. Of path, it is able to’t just take a stab at blonde humans, it must be sincerely funny. This joke isn't always most effective humorous, it's going to depart you guffawing and feeling excellent. An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’ The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’. 3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. ‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’ The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times’