When we turn on the news or if we read the news online, it is very rare that we see anything to make us feel good. In fact, they tend to focus on the negative and it seems as if things are only getting worse as we go along. In this joke, we also hear something that most people would consider negative. It is actually something that might even make us cringe at first. By the time you reach the punch line, however, you will be cracking up at the funny turn of events.
A little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?”
"NO!” says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks, "Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back.”
"NO!” says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I’ll give you 20 Bucks and a big bag of candy if you just hop on the back of my bike.”
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and screams out…
"Look, Dad, you’re the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley …YOU RIDE IT!!”
