70 Year Old Widow Posts Newspaper Ad Looking For A Husband


We regularly think of love as being a sport for the young. it's far real that once we are younger, we are almost expected by using society to fall in love but as we grow old, we are predicted to be satisfied with our lot in existence. For those who have reached their ‘golden years’, there may be a time after they want to look for love and they might branch out to find it. that's what befell with this 70-year-old widow however she probable by no means expected to get this sort of reaction:



A lonely 70-year-old widow decided that it was time to marry again…

She put an ad in the local newspaper that read:

"Husband wanted! Must be in my age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me and must still be good in bed. All applicants please apply in person.”



The following day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs.

"You’re not really asking me to consider you, are you?” the widow asked: "Just look at you – you have no legs!”

The old gent smiled: "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!”



"You don’t have any arms either!” she snorted.

Again, the old man smiled: "Therefore, I can never beat you!”

She raised an eyebrow and asked intently: "Are you still good in bed?”

The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said: "I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”