If somebody were to walk up to you and talk about an old blind cowboy that wandered into a girl biker bar by mistake, would you think that it was a serious story? Of course not! It starts out like the funniest joke you are ever going to hear but it isn’t the opening that makes a story funny, it is the twists and turns that it takes along the way. This is a joke that will make you laugh from the belly and it will keep you laughing for quite some time. When you read it, live it, and then tell it to someone you love.
An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake…
He finds his way to a barstool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, ‘Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy-Club’.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times’
