Blonde Woman Causes Confusion At The Bank
When was the last time you heard a good blonde joke? We’ve probably heard quite a few, with some of them being very short and others being very long. I don’t know where they got their start, but they certainly did catch on and it seems that everybody has a favorite. The joke below also involves a blonde woman who walks into a bank in New York City. Right from the very start, you try to figure out where she is going wrong but by the time the joke is over, you are laughing for all the right reasons. This is a joke that will go down as being one of the funniest in history.
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”
The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”
The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”
The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”