There are a few irritating matters that we can also experience in existence however perhaps one of the most frustrating is handling folks who don’t study commands. I’m now not necessarily talking approximately the instructions that include some piece of furniture that wishes assembled at home. I’m speakme about simple instructions that all and sundry need to obey if we need things to head easily in lifestyles. when somebody doesn’t take note of the directions, everyone suffers. fortunately, this woman didn’t escape with it and she certainly were given what she had coming to her.
Best moment I ever had in a Wal-Mart.
I was in Colorado Springs. I had a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk and a couple of other things.
This woman whose cart was overflowing, almost runs me over to get in front of me at the 10 items line.
The woman starts to unload her cart onto the checkout stand and the cashier says, ‘Which ten items would you like, ma’am?”
The woman stops and says, "What?”
The cashier responds in a calm, patient tone, "This is a ten items or less express line.”
While speaking she holds up both hands showing all ten fingers. Then she pointed to the sign above the lane which read Ten Items or Less in both English and Spanish.
The woman gets all red in the face and says, "I want all of this!”
The cashier, "Ma’am, I’m sorry. As I said, this is a ten items or less line, please choose the ten items you’d like to purchase today.”
The woman at this point lets out this noise that sounds like someone poked one of those screaming goats and shoved her still overflowing cart as hard as she could. It almost hit this little old man sitting on a bench. Then she gave all of us who were laughing at her the finger, said "F*** you!” and stormed out.
I purchased my items and tipped the cashier a $20 for the best improv comedy moment I’d seen in years.
Priceless.
