If you have a wife or maybe if you’ve had a lady friend for some time, it doesn’t take you lengthy before you begin to comprehend the fact about girls. they are complicated people and you may’t constantly take matters at face fee.
That become what the husband skilled in the following shaggy dog story. He desired to do some thing special for his wife’s birthday and whilst she made the request, he went out of his manner to make it come actual in every element he possibly ought to.
things were going nicely, but then he discovered some thing that he have to have recognized all along. women are complex individuals, and you may’t continually get it proper the primary time.
A man asked his wife what she’d like for her 40th birthday.
"I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: The Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald’s they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then, it was off to a movie – the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”
Wearily, she raised her head, and said;
"You idiot, I meant my dress size.”
The moral of this story is:
When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.
