Man Gets Fired From His Walmart Greeter Job For Speaking His Mind

When was the last time you went to Walmart? Some of us tend to go there on a regular basis because it is a great place to pick up almost anything that we need. One day, we may be getting our groceries and the next day, we could go for a big screen TV. Quite simply, they have everything that you need and they even have somebody who is assigned to stand there and make sure that you get a hearty hello when you walk through the doors. That is what the man in this joke was assigned to do. He was doing a good job but he never expected a woman to come through the door that would be too much for him to handle. So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day… About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. I said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?” The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or stupid?” So I replied, "I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.” My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.