There’s nothing quite like going into a job interview. First, you have to discover the right clothes to wear and maybe repair your hair (and makeup for girls), then make certain your resume looks excellent, and subsequently, you need to go away the residence early to ensure that you’re now not overdue. Of course, it constantly looks as if you either arrive way too early or worse, still run late. Then there is the interview method, a nerve-wracking dance among yourself and one or greater humans wherein they ask awkward questions like, "So, inform us approximately your self?” the guy in this shaggy dog story controlled to sail through his interview and get the authorities task he wanted. but, there has been simply one trap…
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?”
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can’t drink coffee.”
"Have you ever been in the military service?”
"Yes” he says, "I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.”
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles.”
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You are a Disabled Veteran; you’ve got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, plan on starting at 10:00 am every day.”
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don’t you want me here until 10:00 am?”
"This is a government job,” the interviewer says.”For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
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