Man Whispers To Woman In Bar That He’ll Do Anything She Wants For $20

No one can say precisely how the world’s first pick-up line went, but it’s safe to assume that it was about as bad as any that men use today. For ladies in bars, enduring bad pick-up lines is something they’ve grown as used to as hearing their phone’s ringtone. Some men use the flattery tactic, while others may employ “clever” quizzes and questions. Then there are those guys who say something completely random and bizarre to catch women off guard. The guy in this joke thought he knocked the woman he was picking up at the bar off balance by telling her that he would do anything she wanted for $20. Little did he know that she had the perfect answer waiting for him. A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. This seasoned yet playful heartthrob noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As any man would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00.. On one condition…” Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply and passionately into his eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said…. “Clean my house.” Please be sure to share this joke with your friends and family.