Nun Walks Into Hooters To Use The Bathroom
No matter who we are, people are still people, and there are certain things about human nature that’s hard to cover up. And it’s this shared humanity that connects us all, no matter how different we may seem from each other on the outside. This point’s illustrated very clearly in this story about a nun who one day needed to use the restroom, which just so happened to be located in a Hooters. However, after leaving the restroom, she got a reaction she wasn’t expecting. And, while she was a bit confused, in the end, we all get a good laugh.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while ‘the lights would turn off.’ Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the restroom? The bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.’ ‘Well, in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
She went to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?’
‘Well, now they know you’re one of us,’ said the bartender, ‘Would you like a drink?’
‘No, thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the puzzled nun.
‘You see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?’