She Left The Repairman Instructions But He Decided Not To Listen


If you have ever had the hazard to earn a dwelling as a repairman, you probably realise that it is a totally exceptional job. positive, it has its u.s.and downs but the reality which you are usually doing some thing exceptional seems to preserve it exciting. there is some thing that every one repairmen recognize from the time they start and that is to be aware of the information whilst a client offers you commands. if you don’t, you are possibly to run into problems and that is what this guy got in extremely good measure:



Laura’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check.

"Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog, Bob. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I repeat, do not talk to my parrot!”



When the repairman arrived at Laura’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally, the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up you stupid, ugly bird!”

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Bob!”