Trucker Tries To Explain His Food Order To Blonde Waitress

What does it take to make you laugh? If you are like most people, there is going to be something that tickles your funny bone, each and every time you hear it. Perhaps it is that one joke that just will never get old or it may be a type of joke that really hits home with you. For some people, it may be a joke about truck drivers and for others, there is nothing quite like a blonde joke. When you put those two types of jokes together, you are sure to get something that will crack you up like nothing else. Enjoy! A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an Auto Parts store? “No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp bacon.” “Oh , OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, “What are the beans for, Blondie?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, Headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”