What does it take to make you snigger? If you are like the majority, there's going to be something that tickles your humorous bone, each and every time you hear it. perhaps it's miles that one joke that just will by no means get vintage or it can be a type of comic story that without a doubt hits domestic with you. For a few people, it may be a comic story approximately truck drivers and for others, there's not anything quite like a blonde shaggy dog story. when you put those types of jokes together, you're positive to get something so one can crack you up like nothing else. enjoy!
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the Kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat Tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an Auto Parts store?
"No,” the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of Headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp bacon.”
"Oh , OK!” said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then Spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?”
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, Headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
