Two Women Discuss How They Died In Heaven

Conversations can go any number of different ways and sometimes, we don’t know which direction they are going until we are in the middle of them. Some of them may do quite well but others just seem to go in the wrong direction as soon as they start. We might start out feeling as if we are going to have a nice discussion but when things escalate quickly, we learn that it isn’t always what we thought it would be. This joke shows that it doesn’t only happen here, it also shows what two women discuss when they die and go to heaven. In the end, you will be laughing out loud. Two women were talking in Heaven. Hi, Sylvia! How’d you die? I froze to death. How horrible said the other woman! It wasn’t so bad replied Sylvia. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy. Eventually, I died a peaceful death. What about you? 2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early so that I could catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 1st woman: So, what happened? 2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched. Then I scurried down into the basement. After that, I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere! Finally, I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died. 1st woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer. We’d both still be alive.