Waitress Slaps Living Daylights Out Of Customer After He Orders A ‘Quickie’

Waitresses have quite tough jobs. no matter what men who paintings or labored as waiters say, ladies must cope with things they don’t even consider. So regularly attractive girls are careworn and hit on by guys with one thing on their minds (and it’s no longer food or drink). but, for the maximum element, these hard-running professionals hold their cool or even control to supply “service with a smile,” notwithstanding the truth they may be likely seething with rage on the inside. however, the waitress on this joke doesn’t hold back with regards to letting one client understand exactly what he can do with his “order.” A man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs that won’t quit came to his table and asked if he was ready to order: “What would you like, sir?” He looks at the menu and then scans her beautiful frame top to bottom, then answers, “A quickie.” The waitress turns and walks away in disgust. After she regains her composure she returns and asks again, “What would you like, sir?” Again the man thoroughly checks her out and again answers, “A quickie, please.” This time her anger takes over, she reaches over and slaps him across the face with a resounding “SMACK!” and storms away. A man sitting at the next table leans over and whispers, “Um, I think it’s pronounced ‘QUICHE.’”