Wife Hears Her Husband Talking Dirty With Another Woman
One of the most difficult things we will ever have to go through is when our mate is unfaithful to us. The sting is unbelievable and, for the most part, it never really goes away.
Even though this is a difficult thing to handle, it is also the basis for one of the funniest jokes we have heard in ages. It’s always good to take a situation that is uncomfortable and get a good laugh out of it.
In this joke, we have a wife who is sure her husband is being unfaithful. The problem is, she is willing to go to extremes to find out for sure and she pays the price in the funniest way.
A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
“She’s finally gone… yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.
I love you… can’t wait to see you… we’ll do all the naughty things you like.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys, and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…
The note said:
“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.”