Woman Honks and Screams At Man For Stopping At Yellow Light And Ends Up In Jail
Jokes come in almost every shape and size but sometimes, they have a theme that lets us know we are going to be laughing even before we begin listening. We have blonde jokes, little old lady jokes, and redneck jokes, just to name a few. Sometimes, however, we hear a joke that doesn’t really fit into any category but it makes us laugh anyway. This is one of those jokes and even it involves a situation that we might face every day. It tends to be frustrating but in this case, justice is served in the most hilarious way.
An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger-printed, and photographed, and then placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, “I’m very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ bumper sticker, the ‘Follow Me to Sunday School’ bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!”