Woman Though She Found Her Old High School Crush Until He Opened His Mouth

We tend to be fairly close to the people who go to high school with us and we can’t ever imagine a time when we wouldn’t be thick as thieves. As we get older, however, we drift apart and sometimes, we may even begin to forget the people that shared our lives so closely. That was what happened to this woman, who visited the dentist and swore that he was her old crush in high school. In the end, however, he does something that crushed her in a very different way and we get a good laugh out of it. I was recently sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist when I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name who was in my high school class almost 50 years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended my High School. “Yes. yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,” he gleamed with pride. “When did you graduate?” I asked. He answered , “In 1971. Why do you ask?” “You were in my class!” I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, “What did you teach?”